I hate blonde, annoying women.
I hate people who think they’re good at something and they suck.
I hate dragonflies.
I hate mushrooms and ferns.
I hate to turn the radio down as opposed to turning it off.
I hate the food residue on silverware fresh out of the dishwasher.
I hate that I have to wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
I hate that my new puppy suddenly takes precedence over my old cat.
I hate that the good guys always live far away.
I hate that I’m not naturally good at something.
I hate that I can never keep my mouth shut.
I hate the awkward feeling of someone knowing my name, and my not knowing theirs.
I hate the date for the SATs.
I hate sea lice.
I hate finishing a good book.
I hate this hate list.